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Imagine Harry Potter was set in Australia.
“Three blokes sitting outside the pub lift their heads as they hear a car engine rumbling, to their disbelief, the iconic 2008 Holden ute flies overhead, nothing but the wooping of the two young boys driving it and AC/DC blasting out of the sound system can be heard.”
“You’re a cunt Harry” says Hagrid, Harry looking like a stunned mullet.
“Oi nah fuck off mate” replies Harry, disbelief written all over him.
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I forgot to shave this morning… It’s hard maintaining such a manly moustache.
Such a cutie! #bunny #cute #imgonnaeathimup #ommnomnimrabbit #pet #instapet #instahub #instacute #my_life
#384 - Rayquaza #383 - Groudon #382 - Kyogre by *Silver5 (catsbooksandtheholylance on Tumblr)
HOLY SHIT
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last night I had a dream that I was stranded on an island with some other people and there were dinosaurs and we had to run away from the T-Rex, but the Stegosaurus was really nice. I then turned into a Stegosaurus and we had gay sex, I need to get laid.
Hole, new purple streak, and hating the married couple who lives next to me <3
rot in hell you awful bitches :)
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