Posts tagged with "gay"
last night I had a dream that I was stranded on an island with some other people and there were dinosaurs and we had to run away from the T-Rex, but the Stegosaurus was really nice. I then turned into a Stegosaurus and we had gay sex, I need to get laid.
Brad came over and spent the afternoon with me in my empty house. He kissed me on the lips as he left :D
Homophobia Vs Me
So I was just happily strolling through Facebook when I came across my mates status
Friend: I really wish people cared as much and kicked up as much of a stink about humans dying of starvation as they did about same sex marriage. Priorities…
So I decided to put in my input and well this is what happened…
Me: Ive been to Africa and helped the starving myself, but I also want to be treated as equals to any heterosexual under our government. Lets multitask people!
Ass: Josh, so do people in incest, beastiality and polygamous relationships. Well all I can say is that most Christians are doing the best of their abilities to help in some way with the restrictions of finances and other factors.
Me: you realize your an idiot right?
Ass: Nope, all I realise is that you are being very rude and what do you have against idiots?
Me: Nothing, unless they voice stupid opinions that degrade what it means to have intelligent thought. Im not even going to comment on the bestiality and incest because if people choose to do that so be but polygamous relationships are completely normal in some cultures and just because we see it as abnormal doesn’t necessarily make it wrong… try being open minded and embracing the diversity that your God created
Ass: Wow are you serious? You mean the diversity that people chooses instead of following God? A child needs both a female and a male role model. Please read this first hand article written by a homosexual and someone who has grown up without a father::
Me: I don’t give a shit about their personal experience. We are all individuals who have different experiences. If loosing a father makes such a big impact on your life how can having two be such a bad thing? All a child needs is love from those around him weather that be from men or women. Besides I don’t know a single person who is surrounded my men and no women. A child of a gay relationship would have more then enough role models from both genders be it friends or family. And FYI no chooses to be gay, that’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. Who in their right mind would choose a harder life full of ignorant assholes such as yourself?
Ass: Mate, who want to have the burden to be a role model for someone else’s kid if they are not of the kids parents. Because you get different things from different parents, they each have a role to play in the kids life. To take away one would be quite devastating to kids as you can see from divorces and homosexual marriages. Look buddy we all grow with different struggles whether its greed, anger, lust, murderous feelings (think Dexter), homosexual tendency but the main thing is whether we give into those temptations and let them rule our lives.
Me: hahahahaha oh my god did you just compare me to Dexter? MATE your clearly out of legitimate facts, not that you had any to begin with. For one if your in a child’s life your a role model - to which I feel sorry for any who look up to someone as close minded and ill informed as you. Its people like you who are the reason gay kids kill themselves, your making the world a hostile and poisonous place for anyone who doesn’t fall into your mainstream bubble. You’ve clearly got to read that bible again cause you sure as hell do not love your neighbors.
Zoe (my awesome friend) : Don’t let god ruin your chance of happiness. It’s a very slim opportunity in today’s society and if god was real he would support anything that would improve our sad society. Help everybody you can, and allow people to make their own choices in life. Especially when they are hurting no one. Saying no to gay marriage is something like people saying no to interracial marriage not so long ago. It’s fascist and ignorant. Lets move on.
Brooke (a lovely random): I just want to say, being a role model for a child is not a burden, it’s a privilege. Be it in a parental role or as Aunty, Uncle, Brother, Sister or Cousin.
Ass: Buddy did you try to misunderstand my statement on purpose? It was my way of being humorous when I say someone who has a murderous tendency, why would I be comparing Dexter to you? He was just a well known example that i can think of. I’m ill-informed am I? I was a non-christian for 19 years of life and I took a year to research the cases for and against the existence of God before I made my commitment cause I like to be sure of things. Just cause I don’t agree with gay marriages doesn’t mean I don’t love gays, I still love them but just cause you love someone doesn’t mean you have to agree with what they are doing. For example, I may love a particular friend despite being against their drug use (dont you dare try say I’m comparing you to a drug user). Mate if you think you are a role model then thats got to be a joke, from the start you have called me disrespectful names and clearly showed that you were the narrow minded who couldn’t have a normal conversation without name callings just cause I had a different view.
Zoe: Andrew, for some people this issue is a lot closer to home, as I am guessing is the case for josh. This might be the cause of his immense frustration at your comments. Hearing constantly that he doesn’t deserve the same rights as you and I do would be extremely degrading. It is easy to make judgements from the outside but for josh and millions of others, the gay marriage bill will change their lives. Lets not use god as an excuse, it is not just to use the bible in the name of denegrating others. Lets all remember that this exact debate occurs over and over throughout history, women’s right to vote, the rights of black people to live equal to white, the right to marry someone of a different race. Would you deny a black person the right to vote? Of course not. It’s about allowing minorities to live as we do, for people to be treated as equal. We are all human beings here, I think god, of all people, will understand that. When future generations look back on this time, do you want to be the one that said “I am better than these outcasts.”?
We are currently waiting on his response but I think its fair to say we won. What an ass, I hope he opens his eyes and mind
HEY YOU GUYS!!
Ok guys here’s an update to my love life. So that date lat Thursday didn’t happen cause he got held back at work so he asked to do something Friday and I told him to text me if hes free and we’ll sort something out. So Friday arvo I got a text saying sorry for not texting you today blah blah blah and he invited me to his party that night. I said no cause my sister was going as he is her friend and I thought it would be awkward chilling with her friends. So that night he kept asking me to come and I kept saying no but he was persistent, so I turned up with 4 other friends. They left and pretty much as soon as they were out the door I was making out with him on the couch and like all my sisters friends were digging it haha. I kept getting hi fives and everyone kept telling me his ex was a douche and he needed a nice guy like me. So I stayed the night with him in his bead, he didn’t want to have sex (neither did I) so I have him head haha. Then we spooned and it was cute and he started snoring and that was even cuter hahaha. We were so drunk! Like my goodness very drunk. In the morning it was like not awkward at all and he drove me to work and hes texting me now and like aaaaahhhhhhh!!!
HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT
I have a date tomorrow with a boy! A REAL BOY! The same one that Ive been crushing on for like ever! The only problem is HOW DO YOU EVEN DATE??