Posts tagged with "makeup"

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spontaneousfangasm:

rainbowrobotunicorns:

rosethouartsick:

Finally, eyeshadow for people who aren’t sissy girly babies who pee in their diapers

swAMP CROTCH

i’m lik 999998888% sure that obvious dick joke belongs on my face 

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drugstoreprincess:

“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”

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pleaseandaitah:

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I WAS IN THE BATHROOM CLEANING AND I SAW MY SISTERS MAKEUP SO I PUT IT ON HORRIBLY ALL OVER MY FACE BECAUSE I WAS BORED AND IT WONT COME OFF NOW
GUYS WHAT DO I DO THIS WILL HAVE CONSIQUENCES
I WILL BE BULLIED

DAD THIS ALL YOUR FAULT. YOU NEVER TOOK ME TO A BASEBALL GAME AND NOW I HAVE THE DESIRE TO TRY ON MAKEUP

Google says hand sanitizer is a quick make up remover omfg this better work

IT’S BURNING

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